I Can Eat This... (or Roll In It. Depending on Just How Much I Want To Hear Mom Scream...)

This is a NewsFlash! From me, Moyo.

My Mom is busy making me a New Book. She is GhostyWriting it for me, Moyo... AND she is putting little hand painted pictures in it.

So...what is it about and when will it be ready? Last question first: Mom says Moyo? Stop Nagging already. I’m BUSY!!

So there’s the answer to that one. I will tell you all when it’s ready so you can go and look for it.

The answer to the first question is that my new picture book is about I Can Eat This. It’s also about I can Roll In This. But The Rolling Part is probably only going to be in the Big People’s version. Maybe not, though. Maybe it will be in the Kids book, too.

(You can tell Mom what YOU think in the comments below. )

Me, Moyo. When I Found Interesting Spideywebs. When I was looking for Something I Knew I Could Eat...

I've told Mom that for the Kids book she has to use words like Poo instead of Crap. Or Shit. (Or worse!) We had a Bit of An Argument about whether she could put Anything about Bums and/or Poo in a Kids Book.... but Mom won. She says Moyo, let me tell you something...kids like hearing about bums! And poo. They just do!

Well, then. My Mom must be a Great Big Kid then because if anything can cause her to Snort and Chortle? It’s Bum and Poo stuff. That sort of stuff is HYSTERICAL, she says.

Which brings me to the other Just About Ready books Mom has made for me. They ARE ALL about poo. Sorry.

Mom says they can be read in the loo. Because they have Poo Crosswords and Help Moyo Find The Best Place To Poo mazes. And shitty stuff like that. With pictures!!

Mom has called these Fun Things To Do With Poo... and she finds them HYSTERICALLY FUNNY. Naturally.

She has done a Ginormous Amount of Research for these Poo Books: for example... did you know that Wombat Poo is SQUARE!!

Well, it is. So it doesn’t roll off the rocks where a Wombat likes to poo. Now you know.

And you’re welcome, says Mom.

So. We will tell you here in my stories about my new books...and will give you some Sneaky Previews, too.

p.s. Mom says she decided to tell you about these books now... because that means she has to Pull Finger and Get Them Finished instead of Just Talking about it.

YAY, Mom!! (and now she’s snorting because she managed to Sneak In A Reference to Other Things That Are Hysterically Entertaining...) Stop talking already, Mom, and Get Cracking!!

p.p.s. Mom just rolled her eyes so hard, she almost had to smack herself on the back of her head to stop herself from choking...

Me, Moyo. When I Discovered The Wonderfulness of Farm Dust. Mom made a Much Bigger Fuss about this than was Completely Necessary...